5/5/2008 - "I'm So Sorry You Found Out I Was Fucking My Secretary" | |
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Isn't this the lamest "I'm sorry for the affair" speech you've ever heard? I wonder if he made his wife stand next to him while he gave it?
Ohio (and Democrat) Attorney General Marc Dann was recently found to be boning his assistant, Jessica Utovich. She's a cute, perky li'l thing, no doubt. But, well, ya know, when you're the (married) man in charge, ya prolly shouldn't be banging your assistant like a screen door on a windy day. But Dann is sorry. Real, real sorry.
No, dude, you created an atmosphere of fucking your hot young assistant from work. Or as The Wonkette so hilariously puts it: "He did not create such conditions in the physical and mental compartment of his life or the vagina of Utovich's life such that his penis unnecessarily found itself inappropriately loitering in the latter...He apologizes for the atmosphere of fucking his secretary that he allowed himself to create." I'm just sayin'... | |
5/5/2008 - thebigp Said... |
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I love reading Wonkette. Cuts right through the wordy bullshit most politicians try to baffle us with. |
5/5/2008 - libertine Said... |
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You know, it's just as well, I'm not a politician. I'd just say, "Yeah, I fucked her. Got a problem with that?" |
5/5/2008 - texican Said... |
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I think guys like this are more remorseful about getting caught than they are about what they did. |
5/5/2008 - DeeJay Said... |
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I think Tex hit the nail on the head! |
5/5/2008 - thebigp Said... |
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I would have just been up front with it too. "Yeah I fucked her. Yeah I enjoyed it. Now shut up and mind your business." |
5/6/2008 - Aielman Said... |
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Isn't this the lamest "I'm sorry for the affair" speech you've ever heard? Um...no. "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true." That's the lamest excuse. This one doesn't quite reach that level of lameness. |
5/6/2008 - Eclectablog Said... |
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Yup, you're right. I stand corrected. I'll never forgive him for that bullshit. |
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