He's one of these people who doesn't need much, much less much more... (David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest)

5/8/2008 - Sporks Gone Wild!

A little break from my obsessive political blathering...



Heh, heh...

I'm just sayin'...

5/8/2008 - sarai Said...

Heheh I love XKCD :D
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5/8/2008 - texican Said...

That was hilarious!

Fork you!

No...spoon you!

Not to-knife...I have a headache.


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5/9/2008 - bebbet Said...

The fools! The foolish fools!!
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5/9/2008 - Eclectablog Said...

Rene, you missed your calling! LOL! Shoulda been a comedy writer or even a stand-up comic.
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5/9/2008 - dantesinferno Said...

It's a mad house...


A maaad house!!!
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5/9/2008 - Aielman Said...

Heheh.
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5/9/2008 - Twist Said...

I have a spork...

...*glances warily at the spork on the shelf behind her*

........*whispers* Help me.
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5/9/2008 - bebbet Said...

Arm yourself with a spoon and a fork and prey it isn't greater than the sum of its parts...
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5/9/2008 - Twist Said...

I have a spoon and a mug.

I seriously need to get me more cutlery.
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5/9/2008 - bebbet Said...

How about a ladle? that might work. Give in an inferiority complex.
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5/9/2008 - dantesinferno Said...

Noooo, not a ladle, ladle is like Cialis to those damn sporks!!

Try a corkscrew.
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5/9/2008 - Eclectablog Said...

I have a spork...

...*glances warily at the spork on the shelf behind her*

........*whispers* Help me.


Jesus, that made me laugh loud enough to draw stares...
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5/9/2008 - texican Said...

Thanks, E. :D

LOL @ Twisty...

Hey...do y'all think a spoonula would work on those things? Now, I'm worried that they'll turn on us, too.

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5/10/2008 - indigomoonarts Said...

A spoonula? now that has me laffing out loud!!
I put all my sporks away in a bag hidden in a drawer. Do you think they will get out? On their own? Yikes!
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5/10/2008 - Twist Said...

Ladle could be dangerous, yes... I think maybe Salad Tongs are the man for the job... they're almost giant sporks on their own.

*brandishes salad tongs at the advancing spork* Have at ye, foul cur!
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5/10/2008 - bebbet Said...

How about a cheese knife? Surely that is the arch nemesis of the sprok!
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5/10/2008 - dantesinferno Said...

No, skip all the amateur bullshit, go for mass destruction. It's time to take out the blender.
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5/10/2008 - bebbet Said...

Noooo! Not the blender! That's just playing into th spork's hands...um, prongs. You'll turn one spork of evildom into a hundred mini sporks of ultimate evildom!
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5/10/2008 - dantesinferno Said...

...Magnets!
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5/10/2008 - Twist Said...

It's plastic. The wily bastards thought of EVERYTHING!

Maybe I should send it to the guys at Blendtec. They blended a golf ball, and an iPhone.
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5/10/2008 - bebbet Said...

But surely they'll then raise their own army of blended monstrosities!
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5/10/2008 - LadyVisine Said...

*whips out the glue gun*

I am NOT afraid! Bring on the sporks!
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5/10/2008 - bitzky Said...

You are all a bunch of weirdos.... :D
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5/10/2008 - bebbet Said...

Fine, then don't you come crying to us when your evil hybrid utensils run amuck!
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