7/3/2008 - "Stimulating" the Economy |
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So. What did you spend YOUR economic stimulus check on, hmmmm???
Did you do your part to stimulate the economy? Are you helping to swell the coffers of the American business enterprise? Did you contribute to making our GDP grow larger? Did you pitch in to lubricate the wheels of ... oh, never mind... I'm just askin'... |
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6/12/2008 - Too Low For Fox News? Not Even. |
Look at the picture below. Look at what Fox News is calling Senator Obama's wife.
 "Obama's Baby Mama" What. The. Fuck??? This is what passes for "news" on that channel now? Hell that's not even commentary or punditry. That's just plain infantile bullshit. More HERE. Unbelievable. I'm just sayin'... |
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6/10/2008 - You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me... |
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Did you read how President Bush's wife, Laura, traveled to Afghanistan this past week? Visiting the troops and whatnot, getting a feel for what it's like over there for our men and women in harm's way?
Guess where she stayed while she was there. Go ahead. Guess. No, really. Guess. You'll never fucking guess, I promise you.  Yup. She had a goddamn Airstream trailer, flown over on our dime, so she could be comfy and cozy during her visit. They actually call it a "Senior Leader In Transit Conference Capsule". Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. That just blows my mind. Click HERE to see more pictures. I'm just sayin'... |
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6/5/2008 - Pick a President |
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I read this in the comments section of one of the embarrassingly large number of political blogs I read regularly and thought it was pretty interesting.
You have two choices for president: The first one has one of the longest lines of political experience in history. He is exceedingly popular in congress. He also volunteered to defend the our country in the US Navy. The second one has no real political experience outside of Illinois. He is tall and lanky with big ears. He even lost a few of his first attempts at gaining political office. He is an excellent speechwriter and orator. He is a good attorney and has a successful law practice. So which one would you choose? This is a trick question because both were already Presidents of the United States. The first one is the 15th President of the United States, James Buchannan. He is the President who mired us in the Civil War by declaring the action illegal but doing nothing when the south decided to seceed from the Union. He is largely considered by historians as being the worst President in American history. He was followed by the other man who became the 16th President of the United States: This man is credited with the end of slavery, the end of the Civil War, and unification of the nation. He became president at a dark time when our country was deeply divided over very polarizing issues. He had no experience in Washington prior to his Presidency. His name was Abraham Lincoln and he is widely considered by historians as one of the best Presidents in American History. Sound familiar? I'm just sayin'... |
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5/29/2008 - Measuring the Drapes? |
Seriously, Hillary, get over yourself...
 I'm just sayin'... |
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5/16/2008 - Interesting Arkansas Trivia |
Here's something I didn't know.
 (From the J-Walk Blog.) Inneresting... I'm just sayin'... |
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5/13/2008 - Governor Douchebag |
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This is the successor to Jesse Ventura's legacy?
Minnesota governor, talking on a radio show, says wife won't have sex with him. Dude, you're clearly such a douchebag that you deserve not to get laid. Sheezo. I'm just sayin'... |
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5/10/2008 - Excuse Me, But Eww? |
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First of all, Joe Lieberman, so-called "Democrat", is coming to John McCain's defense? And then says THIS???:
Ewww. Ewww. And ewww again. *shudder* I'm just sayin'... |
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5/5/2008 - "I'm So Sorry You Found Out I Was Fucking My Secretary" | |
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Isn't this the lamest "I'm sorry for the affair" speech you've ever heard? I wonder if he made his wife stand next to him while he gave it?
Ohio (and Democrat) Attorney General Marc Dann was recently found to be boning his assistant, Jessica Utovich. She's a cute, perky li'l thing, no doubt. But, well, ya know, when you're the (married) man in charge, ya prolly shouldn't be banging your assistant like a screen door on a windy day. But Dann is sorry. Real, real sorry.
No, dude, you created an atmosphere of fucking your hot young assistant from work. Or as The Wonkette so hilariously puts it: "He did not create such conditions in the physical and mental compartment of his life or the vagina of Utovich's life such that his penis unnecessarily found itself inappropriately loitering in the latter...He apologizes for the atmosphere of fucking his secretary that he allowed himself to create." I'm just sayin'... | |
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5/5/2008 - On Being Your Own Worst Enemy |
This kinda says it all, doesn't it?
 Must be a charter member of the Morons Against Ferners. I'm just sayin'... |
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4/18/2008 - Dede, the Tree Man - NOT FOR THE SQUEEMISH |
This is Dede. AFTER surgery to remove giant, bark-like growths from his body.
 BEFORE pictures are below but they're a bit disturbing. You've been warned. Dede is from Indonesia. When he was a teenager, he cut his knee. A wart developed on the injured knee and, over time, it grew to cover his entire body, developing into a bark-like covering. His hands and feet developed what looked like roots. His wife left him. He lost his job. He became terrified that the warts would eventually consume him, suffocating him or worse. A doctor from the USA, Anthony Gaspari, is helping through surgery and daily doses of Vitamin A which has been known to arrest the development of warts in conditions like this. Well, in conditions SOMETHING like this. Gaspari says, "I've never seen anything like this in my entire career." Apparently now that he's had the surgery he can walk again and can hold a pencil, allowing him to become something of a Sudoku addict. Someday, he'd like to find a wife. Here are some pictures of him BEFORE the surgery. More pictures and videos HERE and an update HERE. 
 Poor bastard. I'm just sayin'... |
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3/25/2008 - Only in Missouri | |
My wife and her family are from Missouri so I probably shouldn't say this but I was totally NOT surprised to read that THIS happened there.
You get that? He was trying to put a hole in the wall to install his satellite television and couldn't gitter done. So he used his gun to SHOOT a hole in the wall. And his wife was standing on the other side of that wall. And he killed her. Dead. Bam! Just like that. Un-fucking-believable... I'm just sayin'... | |
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3/25/2008 - Well, Duh... |
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THIS kinda goes without saying, doesn't it?
Does for me, anyway, being a vegetarian and all. I'm just sayin'... |
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3/21/2008 - Skycar: the First Personal Vertical Takeoff Vehicle |
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Stuck in a traffic jam? If you have the Skycar by Moller, you can say "Fuck it!" and, like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, just take off straight up.
It'll hold 4 passengers, has a range of 750 miles, a cruising speed of 275 mph, and a top speed of 375 mph.  Of course, they have some legal hurdles to surmount first. And there's that $500,000 price tag. But, hey, if you're optimistic, rich and willing to wait over four years, one of these babies could be yours. What are you waiting for? I'm just sayin'... |
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3/20/2008 - This is How Chopsticks Was Composed |
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And you thought it was hard to write music on the piano. You were wrong.
I believe Alfred Hitchcock used a few of Nora's compositions as well. I'm just sayin'... |
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3/16/2008 - Hillarack? Obamary? |
Okay, now you're scaring me...
 Whoa... I'm just sayin'... |
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3/4/2008 - Yearning For Eloquence |
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And people are wondering why this country seems so ready for an eloquent speaker like Barack Obama?
This is why. The once, current and future Moron-in-Chief. No wonder we're the laughing stock of the planet right now... I'm just sayin'... |
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2/23/2008 - Time for a Tax Cut |
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B-2 Bomber Crashes in Guam; Pilots Safe.
Dude, these things cost $1.2 BILLION. No, not for a squadron of them. EACH. Every single bomber costs over a thousand million dollars. Those two pilots are gonna have some explaining to do... I'm just sayin'... |
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2/23/2008 - Machine Girl |
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Holy Crap! Don't watch this if you're easily bothered by decapitated bodies with necks On the other hand, if that's the kind of thing you enjoy, well, then, enjoy... I'm just sayin'... |
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2/21/2008 - Bush Almost As Unpopular as "Dick" Cheney |
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Nice. Less than 20% of the country gives Bush a favorable rating. That's pretty much rock bottom, innit? Go ahead and tell me the Congress is more unpopular. (A) Bullshit. (B) Who gives damn? This guy is the supposed leader of the free world. And less than a fifth of the people in this country think he's doing a good job. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
I'm pretty certain his favorable ratings in Europe are probably even worse than this. The inauguration can NOT come soon enough for me. I'm just sayin'... |
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